My Money Idea

I have never had a blog. However, I felt the need to create something that no one would read or care about where I could store all the brilliant, and they are brilliant, thoughts that I have. so this is really for me. Screw...you.

I would like some money...a lot of money to be more precise. Now I know what you are thinking. You're thinking, "Oh you want money so you can have a nice house, pay off all your bills and perhaps have a butler named Jeeves." You couldn't be more wrong. I want money so that I can basically throw it away. I wouldn't be keeping any of it. "Preposterous!" you say, but it's true. I wish I had a lot of money so that, when ever I a person being polite, i see a well behaved child, or someone who basically isn't being some sort of vile creature that doesn't deserve to walk the face of the planet, I can give them some money. Then I would say, "Thank you for not being a hateful jerkface," and leave. No one would know who I am. I would be like a ninja money clause, delivering money to people that aren't assholes. They can't know who I am because then everyone would be nice and polite, but not the genuine sort of polite that deserves the reward. Those fakers can go die in fires.

What a novel idea, eh? rewarding people for doing nice things when they aren't expecting it. Who would have thought? It's a bit similar to the concept of "paying it forward". However, i like to think of it as positive behaviour reinforcement. It's like when you have two dogs, one is barking and the other one is sitting there quietly. You give the later one a treat and the other one gets a rolled up newspaper to the nose. Maybe if you weren't such a bad dog you would have gotten something amazing too.

As for the people who are being bad dogs...Obviously you can't hit them in the face (as much as you would like to). Personally, I think they should be shocked with a tazer or thrown, denied service, or thrown into a small cell where they will be constantly smacked upside the head for being terrible. Me...I sound a little extreme but I have put up with the lack of respect I have witnessed, both for me and those around me, the lack of common courtesy and overall general lack of virtues for a while now. I grow tired of the stupidity and disrespect that seems to have permeated the planet. And I'm only in my 20's.